Soap for Ugly Sweaters
You know what I know?
I know you're not actually wearing that sweater ironically. You're just excited that you can now wear it in public and no one is the wiser. What a holiday miracle you were able to haul out all those bedazzled neon red and green sweaters again! Did I mention that you look absolutely stunning in woven tinsel? And the Crocs really tie the whole look together. Kudos, my friend.