As you reach your golden years card
Front- As you reach your golden years remember that the following combinations DO NOT work well together:
Inside- Bifocals and a nose ring. Support hose and a mini skirt. Cellulite and bikinis. Vericose veins and short shorts. A walker and in-line skates. Depends and a thong. Dentures and a pierced tongue. Gall bladder scars and a belly ring. Corn pads and a toe ring. Liver spots and tube tops.
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